Lismore Lands Forum
Lismore => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ashtyn on September 08, 2011, 08:07:33 pm
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And the revival of the Entertaining Quotes thread begins with this....
WhiteFire: How do you tell your kid that Mommy melted.
Me: Uh.....???
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responce to above:
a wizard did it
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Does what it says on the tin:
*in lismore chat*
[16:05] Kenneth Hale: *half of the people who receive this message press x instead of replying or are afk*
[16:05] Hacked user: x
[16:05] Alex Aeon: x
[16:05] Aradian Genesis: x
[16:05] Tenaar Feiri: x
[16:05] Sally Mac-Fox: x
[16:05] Xela Soulstar: x
[16:05] Shini: x
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"When the anthropomorphized embodiment of life and its associated good and ill fortunes, whether through random capriciousness or outright malice, does gift a person with citric fruits of a distinctive yellow colour, then the person in question has both the right and priviledge to demand that life recede in this decision and withdraw its earlier gift of citric fruits. In raising my voice, I shall further emphasize that the gentleman in question has the right to turn to anger! I asked not for citric fruits, which are both highly acidic and of exceptionally sour and caustic taste! To what practical or sensible application can these yellow citric fruits be put? Issue forth bellicose summons for the being whom life doth cite as its administrator and immediate superior, and instill in the aforementioned administrator a deep regret for its heinous and irresponsible decision! Clearly, life executes its power in both in ignorance and in carelessness, else it would not have bequeathed useless citric yellow fruits upon myself, Cave Johnson! Henceforth, I do declare that I shall command my subordinates, who are talented and knowledgeable in matters most scientific, to convert these citric yellow fruits into combustible devices with which to immolate life's place of dwelling!"
-Cave Johnson, Forsooth! the purpose for which we, as a collective body scientific, came to be at this specific place on this day of the week, I do declare, has been satisfied in the utmost.
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-- Instant message logging enabled --
[04:47:16] Ootarion (lunus.ferraris): There is an RPer here by the name of Rocketman77
[04:47:48] Ani Aunerfal: Mm?
[04:47:54] Ootarion (lunus.ferraris): Aaaaaaaaaand LOL
[04:48:01] Ootarion (lunus.ferraris): for some reason or another he just shouted
[04:48:15] Ootarion (lunus.ferraris): literally SHouted in the Dragon Tongue as if he is Dovakin from Skyrim :3
[04:48:39] Ani Aunerfal: lol
[04:48:58] Ootarion (lunus.ferraris): [04:47] Rocket (rocketman77) shouts: Fus...Ro Dah ))))))))))
[04:49:12] Ootarion (lunus.ferraris): :D
[04:49:21] Ootarion (lunus.ferraris): I think thats the first shout
[04:50:02] Ani Aunerfal: There. :P
[04:50:11] Ani Aunerfal: -- Instant message logging enabled --
[04:49:55] Ani Aunerfal: I'm going to have to ask you to stop. That... shouting. It's making people nervous.
[04:50:40] Rocket (rocketman77): wont happend again.
[04:50:52] Ani Aunerfal: Good. Glad we cleared that up.
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[16:40] Ashtyn Ninetails: NuUuuUuUuu you killed RokuuuUuUuu!
[16:40] DarkFoxxian wiggles his head at you
[16:41] Ashtyn Ninetails: GAHHH!
[16:41] DarkFoxxian: im going to put it in a box and send it to fang.
[16:42] Ashtyn Ninetails chuckles, "...Fang's gonna get so much head she won't know what to do with it!"
[16:43] DarkFoxxian: XD
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Radem: Moooo
Ash: Bunnycow!
Radem: I speak the language of the herd. Makes for better dairy products.
Ash: *blinks blinks* Ok, of all the random things you've said, that's got to be on top!
In fact it will go on the funny quotes thread!
Radem: You're insane. ;)
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Radem: Moooo
Ash: Bunnycow!
Radem: I speak the language of the herd. Makes for better dairy products.
Ash: *blinks blinks* Ok, of all the random things you've said, that's got to be on top!
In fact it will go on the funny quotes thread!
Radem: You're insane. ;)
You herd what he said! Now mooove it to an insane asylum :D
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[09:13] Athian Hoggard: Okay, I need to log to fix Aryn and me some dinner. :)
[09:13] Valencia Versthaler (valencia.hydraconis): Enjoy your male!
[09:13] Valencia Versthaler (valencia.hydraconis): ....
[09:13] Valencia Versthaler (valencia.hydraconis): meal!
[09:14] Athian Hoggard: Hehe, I will enjoy both. :)
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[09:13] Athian Hoggard: Okay, I need to log to fix Aryn and me some dinner. :)
[09:13] Valencia Versthaler (valencia.hydraconis): Enjoy your male!
[09:13] Valencia Versthaler (valencia.hydraconis): ....
[09:13] Valencia Versthaler (valencia.hydraconis): meal!
[09:14] Athian Hoggard: Hehe, I will enjoy both. :)
It was a typo! D:
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[13:34] Novahkiin (novaku.sirnah): ...I got a twerk anim
[13:35] Novahkiin (novaku.sirnah) shares :D
[13:35] Lili (gilliana.parx): No. :I
[13:35] Lili (gilliana.parx): No.
[13:35] Lili (gilliana.parx): No.
[13:35] Lili (gilliana.parx): No.
[13:35] Lili (gilliana.parx): No.
[13:35] Lili (gilliana.parx): No.
[13:35] Lili (gilliana.parx): No.
[13:35] Lili (gilliana.parx): No.
[13:35] Novahkiin (novaku.sirnah): lol
[13:35] Lili (gilliana.parx): Shut up.
[13:35] Lili (gilliana.parx): No.
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[13:34] Novahkiin (novaku.sirnah): ...I got a twerk anim
[13:35] Novahkiin (novaku.sirnah) shares :D
[13:35] Lili (gilliana.parx): No. :I
[13:35] Lili (gilliana.parx): No.
[13:35] Lili (gilliana.parx): No.
[13:35] Lili (gilliana.parx): No.
[13:35] Lili (gilliana.parx): No.
[13:35] Lili (gilliana.parx): No.
[13:35] Lili (gilliana.parx): No.
[13:35] Lili (gilliana.parx): No.
[13:35] Novahkiin (novaku.sirnah): lol
[13:35] Lili (gilliana.parx): Shut up.
[13:35] Lili (gilliana.parx): No.
C'mon, twerk dat ass~ XD
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[00:07] Ashtyn Ninetails: Ah
[00:07] Dark (darkfoxxian): Ah
[00:07] Ashtyn Ninetails: Ah!
[00:07] Dark (darkfoxxian): Ah Ah!
[00:08] Ashtyn Ninetails: AaAhAhh!
[00:08] Dark (darkfoxxian) pokes
[00:08] Ashtyn Ninetails: AAAAHHHH!!!
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[01:42] Darren Azemus: Did everything crash or just me?
[01:44] Ash Hammerthall: Just you.
[01:44] Ash Hammerthall: Bunnies are crash prone. We have to insure them!
[01:45] Darren Azemus: Clearly! I need bun insurance.
[01:45] Ash Hammerthall nods sagely!
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-Castes Life and revives the topic.-
[13:39] Teeon Misalu seems immediately more relaxed to learn that! "Oh... Uhm... Well! uh, I guess the view is decent enough from up there. I haven't really checked." he says with a sheepish giggle. "I'm- I'm Teeon."
[13:41] Sable would move over the edge and allow herself to fall down, bending through her knees upon the impact on the ground and slowly rising up as if it didn't phase her at all. "Teeeeeeeon, alright Mr Tee (pun so intended) my name's Sable and I have never seen one of your kind before!"
[13:46] Teeon Misalu rubs the back of his head. "I... would much rather be called Teeon." he says. "But it's nice meeting you, Sable. Uhm, and I'm a Kaori. We're from the north. ... I think. Kinda hard to tell directions here."
[13:46] Relina Harem makes her way along town and greets the two she meets on the way "Good day"
[13:48] Sable giggles. "Aww...but Mr. Tee would sound so good! Sounds like the nickname of a very strong man! Whom probably pities fools and such!" Ears flicker at the species explanation. "Hmm...I see! No wonder you're so fluffy then!" She would then glance over to Relina. "Hiiiiiiiii~" It was obvious the girl was in a giddy mood at the moment.
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[06:19] Rex Valiant looks at Tiana for a few moments. No doubt if Tiana gets angry with Xahu and expresses that to the man, Xahu will only get more agitated, and that'll cascade down to further strain the situation. An angry father can quickly mean an angrier son! Time to try and incubus up. "Well really, I'm sure he didn't mean it. Besides, who could hate a pretty lady like you?" he asks, his tails wagging some, ears perking as he puts on that shit-eating grin. "Why don't you and I go check out the kitchen while we wait, hm? I know where the potatoes are! We can cut 'em up and fry them, they taste fantastic!"
[06:20] Arondale: Oh sorry... I am all laughing here
[06:20] Arondale: 'I know where the potatoes are'
[06:20] Arondale: That is my new favorite flirting line
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[14:34] Fen nods and smiles to Ausar. "Yes Milord, but should you desire something please just call for me and I shall see it done." Fen had been hearing so much about this wedding, sadly he would not be able to attend. Someone had to tend to things here as the rabbit's hole would not be the only busy place that day. "I hope the wedding go well and that there are smiles all around. Hehe, I wonder if the groom is nervous.."
[14:35] Ausar (druongrawal): ((Hehe, it still is the rabbit hole, not the rabbit's hole. *smirks*))
[14:36] Kian (terralance): ((opps, my bad. guess we know where my mind is))
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[15:25] Ausar (druongrawal): erysipelas?
[15:26] Ausar (druongrawal): My dictionary translates that as an infection of the skin, so I assume you mean something else?
[15:28] Nem Eliwood (nem.ethaniel): it was meant to be the pelasures
[15:28] Nem Eliwood (nem.ethaniel): *pleasures
[15:28] Nem Eliwood (nem.ethaniel): sorry i dont knwo how i got that
[15:28] Ausar (druongrawal): Hehe
[15:28] Ausar (druongrawal): Now that is funny, your misspelled word actually turned into the correct term for a skin infection