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Lismore Quotes
« on: September 22, 2012, 02:06:41 am »
Ever had a horrible, terrible typo or hilarious quote? Want to share? Well, slap it on here! I noticed the quotes did not migrate from the other forum. Well, here's a little rule of thumb: keep it lismore related, no IMs unless both parties consent, group chat and local are what we're looking for. I'll start off.

[02:01]  Jannisia shakes her head. "Not trying again." she mumbles. "The three between this one's son and daughter were hell enough. Best to end on a good note." she picks up her killed mug and sips again.
[02:01]  Arlene (xema.guardian): filled*
[02:01]  Arlene (xema.guardian): filled*
[02:01]  Arlene (xema.guardian): not killed]
[02:01]  Arlene (xema.guardian): oh god]
Xema Guardian, Jannisia Ocelot, and Shaden Opaline.


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Re: Lismore Quotes
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2012, 04:37:26 pm »
So.. talking about how to get a nudist streak out of one of Tennar's spawn :3


[16:35]  Derrin smiles and nods after Dru, "Will do, rest well" he replies before looking to Relina, "aww.. shame" he then looks to Xian and chuckles, "You know what my mum did when I went through that phase? she had me stand outside in the rain for hours, in the nude. The kids laughed at me, and I got a cold. But, it worked!" he explains, thinking to himself 'never let her knew when I was nude since'
[16:35]  Lismore Weather Service: The weather has changed, it now is: Raining.


Its a sign!

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Re: Lismore Quotes
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2012, 04:40:05 pm »
Drucilla Shunkou (drucilla.ceawlin): you've spelt scnet wrong hon ;-P
Drucilla Shunkou (drucilla.ceawlin): scent*
Drucilla Shunkou (drucilla.ceawlin): lol irony

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Re: Lismore Quotes
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2012, 08:56:18 pm »
[20:55]   Shortly after  the ship vanishes, a storm of black feathers rains down on the deck of the ship, as it resurfaces practically right next to the Queen! Sid's fur stands on end, and she yells out,
[20:55]  Sid (hail.charisma): "Enter key!!!"

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Re: Lismore Quotes
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2012, 11:10:28 pm »
[22:54] Caex Silverfall: so, where is this?
[22:55] Ashtyn Ninetails: This is my building area, where I'm putting together buildings to potentially be what we will use in the new city.
[22:55] Caex Silverfall: the doors may be a little iffy, the pattern on them seems a bit modern, but nice!
[22:56] Ashtyn Ninetails: ...these are from 1360.  ;)
[22:56] Caex Silverfall: though the streets should feel a  little more cramped than this, narrower streets and realy narrow ally ways
[22:56] Ashtyn Ninetails: This isn't staged yet, Caex. I just made a building, then another, and another and put them all around.
[22:58] Ashtyn Ninetails: So far I'm still experimenting with the style.
[22:58] Ashtyn Ninetails: What do you think?
[22:58] Caex Silverfall: hmmm
[22:58] Caex Silverfall: ash, you're a arcatexture buff, around what time was venace defined as a "floating city" ?
[22:59] Ashtyn Ninetails: "floating"? I dunno. Venice has existed as such since around the year 700 AC.
[23:00] Caex Silverfall: hmmm
[23:00] Caex Silverfall: could work for hte low quarter
[23:00] Ashtyn Ninetails: Yeah I plan to make /some/ structures in the water.
[23:00] Caex Silverfall: hmmm
[23:02] Caex Silverfall: recomend using more venace type structures on teir 2. just because they look a bit more .... hmmm whats a good phrase to use to describe what i'm looking for. well if you speak any bad queens english, this may work, the venace area looks nice and posh, little ritzy.  so would fit nice for a t2 building. these would be good for the t1 area
[23:03] Caex Silverfall: if you dont speak bad queens english, hmmm what's a good term.
[23:03] Ashtyn Ninetails giggles.
[23:04] Caex Silverfall: T 1 looks like boxer shorts at the beach while T2 looks like a decent bikini? T3 howver should look like sex though, should just be something that makes your jaw drop and go "i wanna get in that"
[23:04] Ashtyn Ninetails: I'll see what we can do. I'm making a bunch of structures first and when I got enough  I'll start staging them up here for us to work out the details, to have everything ready for whent he time comes.
[23:04] Ashtyn Ninetails giggles, "I like the way you put it"
[23:05] Caex Silverfall: finding a way of putting things in your cultural slang is difficult when i'm barely familiar with anything in your own home culture asside from well, beaches and hot people
[23:06] Caex Silverfall: can i put this in the forms under the to do list? i think the others would get a kick out of the quotes

to those of you who dont know, ash is from Brazil. (he's in america now though)

so, by my butchered notation here
T1 of the new area should look like some dude wearing boxers on the beach.
T2 should look like some cute girl at the beach in a decent bikini
T3 should look like sex though....

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Re: Lismore Quotes
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2012, 01:01:03 pm »
(After a group of us ran across rooftops for a short-cut to the main gates)


[12:59]  Crescent Waning I'm guessing that running and jumping was all ooc :3 ))
[13:00]  Ani Aunerfal: (Blessings of naneth: all characters instantly gain sweet parkour skills)

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Re: Lismore Quotes
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2012, 05:24:31 pm »
I am typing this from my memory, so it might not be accurate, but the gaff is! In a nutshell:

Samuel bellamy: "good day m'lay"

I met M'lady. One typo, turns it all pervy.

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Re: Lismore Quotes
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2013, 03:41:23 pm »
[15:40]  Jay Voncloud had his paw inside the hive, the bees didnt seem overly bothered he was there, the fox pulls out his arm, it smothered in glowing blue honey, as he starts to lick at it ravounously
[15:40]  Manabees Hive: Voncloud Akros is being attacked by manabees!

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Re: Lismore Quotes
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2013, 10:13:17 am »
[10:09] Valencia Versthaler murrs and wraps her arm around her wife's waist to hold her close. "Aye...when I had Valda revived...he wished to have sex with the body we provided for Valda, and so he did...hence why they have a son."
[10:10] Estelle tousles her fingers through Val's hair as she's held close "Now there is a necromancer who...ahem..loves his work" smirking at her own joke
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Re: Lismore Quotes
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2013, 01:42:58 am »
Ash:  I need a blood pump, damnit! 

Radem:  Get a slave to suck the blood out for you!

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Re: Lismore Quotes
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2013, 06:39:06 pm »

[18:38]  Rainavera Ookami (ookamisuke.babenco): ((Alright,. I'm out. Later, folks.))
[18:38]  Object: Sorry Ookamisuke Babenco, you may not enter.

Exit denied!

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Re: Lismore Quotes
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2013, 01:36:45 pm »
[13:30]  Ashtyn Ninetails: [Xela wants a clocktower!]
[13:30]  Novaku (novaku.sirnah): Give her a big ben.
[13:30]  Xela Soulstar: nudge nudge, wink wink
[13:31]  Bomberfox (felix.stourmead): lol
[13:31]  Bomberfox (felix.stourmead): for the love of Aer! Dont give that cat any ideas!
[13:32]  Ashtyn Ninetails giggles.

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Re: Lismore Quotes
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2013, 02:43:58 pm »
[14:38] Bomberfox (felix.stourmead): why do I have the urge to have Relina just jump on that golem and nom nomnomnomnom on it? XD
[14:38] Karyce Snowpaw: XD
[14:38] Tenaar Feiri: Well, she *could*!
[14:38] Xela (xela.soulstar): Already tempted too
[14:38] Ashtyn Ninetails: You're hungry! Here, have a Snickers.
[14:38] Gorbash Dragon (gorbash.tafler): it is a chocolete golem?
[14:38] Rainavera Ookami (ookamisuke.babenco): Rain would too!
[14:38] Lou Deller (wolf601): Wouldn't that kind of mean that...
[14:38] Xela (xela.soulstar): Two words. Mana Dong
[14:39] Lou Deller (wolf601): We'd kind of end up with pretty much a nuclear-Relina?
[14:41] Tenaar Feiri: You know it's a party when you go nuclear.
[14:42] Bomberfox (felix.stourmead): XD
[14:42] Bomberfox (felix.stourmead): badum tish!

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Re: Lismore Quotes
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2013, 11:32:06 am »
Tenaar Feiri: Yeah. Now he's bought it instead, using gold Edhel showered the doctors with for fixing Fang
Tenaar Feiri: before any of them knew they were actually broke
Novaku Sirnah: Yeah it seems like Edhel gave Yamanu
Novaku Sirnah puts on sunglasses
Novaku Sirnah: A golden shower
Novaku Sirnah: YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Novaku Sirnah: :3
Tenaar Feiri: You, sir, deserve to be slapped vigorously.
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Re: Lismore Quotes
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2013, 11:58:25 am »
 Z.J. Onoronodonovon (zona86): now you got me thinking about furry characters if they had like.. dwarven beards on their crotch
 Lili (gilliana.parx): ...OVUDVFHSd
 Z.J. Onoronodonovon (zona86): LMFAO!!!
 Lili (gilliana.parx): WITH PIGTAILS
 Z.J. Onoronodonovon (zona86): Johnny Depp Pirates of the carabbean goatee on their balls.
 Lili (gilliana.parx): ...more like Gimli...
 Z.J. Onoronodonovon (zona86): You have my axe!
 Lili (gilliana.parx): ..thats what HE said.
 Z.J. Onoronodonovon (zona86): One does not simply swing an axe with their genitals...
 Lili (gilliana.parx): Maybe the axe ARE the genitals!
 Z.J. Onoronodonovon (zona86): should be a hammer
 Z.J. Onoronodonovon (zona86): so that way if there's ever a rape scene
 Z.J. Onoronodonovon (zona86): they can be like
 Z.J. Onoronodonovon (zona86): STOP
 Z.J. Onoronodonovon (zona86): hammer time :D~
 Lili (gilliana.parx): ...CANT TOUCH THIS
 Lili (gilliana.parx) runs away.
Z.J. Onoronodonovon (zona86): LMFAO!
Z.J. Onoronodonovon (zona86): so much win~
MAU!