(again, three words per post. Please. Any other number is against the rules.)
Once upon a time there was a wolf named Richard John KnuckleBurger. And he lived in a small apartment by the Rending Plant with his mate a robotic couch named Lisa Marie. Who worked as an Ice-cream vendor that doesn't make chocolate, strawberry, or Uranium Yellow Cake but she did enjoy making rancid eggnog laced with whiskey.