Once upon a time there was a wolf named Richard John KnuckleBurger. And he lived in a small apartment by the Rending Plant with his mate a robotic couch named Lisa Marie. Who worked as an Ice-cream vendor that doesn't make chocolate, strawberry, or Uranium Yellow Cake but she did enjoy making rancid eggnog laced with whiskey.
Yet their son had little interest in making eggnog because of fears that it would gain sentience and rapidly evolve into a giant intelligent mad scientist jellyfish who loved cupcakes with candy sprinkles. This ended up in the commissioner's desk who called upon Richard Nixon to become super president, and put an end to he hippie infestation.
The next day,
