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Lupey

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Pan-Lismorian Airlines
« on: January 20, 2013, 05:32:10 pm »
  Do you have somewhere to be? Are your packages too important to be left at the whim of the wind seas and some leaky boat crewed by rum soaked twits who are likely to simply give your precious cargo to the pirates?

   then you need Pan-Lismorian Airlines! Lismores only all Gryphon transport and shipping service
yes why spend months on a dangerous ground and sea trip when you can travel in speed and style on Gryphon back

   We cater to all your aerial needs
 Transport of persons to and from far off lands
 Delivery of cargo both perishable and living
 Deals on repeat orders and regular deliveries of supplies to and from far off locations
 reliable, safe and speedy transport guaranteed
 gryphon Landings occure regularly in the city of lismore usualy in the market or wherever cheap liquer is being served

yes Pan-Lismorian Airlines come fly the friendly skies
 
 All prices are negotiated before delivery half in advance and half on delivery of goods.
Gryphon range is an average of 60 miles per hour with a maximum daily travel time of 10 hours
   Higher speeds and longer distances can be negotiated but expect a premium.
Altitudes are in excess of 10,000 feet necessitating cold weather gear for live cargo.
  Shipment of slaves will only be done in accordance to local laws and requires  properly secured cargo as the Gryphon will not chase runaway cargo
  Hazardous cargo will be declared to your aircraft before loading and certain substances and items will not be transported

Pan-Lismorian Airlines does not guarantee against Dragon attacks, Air Pirates, Harpies, acts of God's Demi or otherwise
 Sobriety Mental and emotional health of your aircraft is not guaranteed
   Transport into or out of active combat zones will lead to a renegotiation of the shipping fee with failure to pay resulting in delivery without landing.
  Failure to pay the remaining balance of your order upon delivery can lead to sudden appearance of large rocks from the sky
  Advance is non-refundable and customer is fully responsible for any extra charges accrued during flight