Lismore Lands Forum
Lismore => General Discussion => Topic started by: Jannisia on August 09, 2011, 09:49:29 pm
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So yeah, this is an old game and I thought maybe adding it to the general board might liven things up a little bit <3 The rules are that every new poster adds three words to the story, and one punctuation mark if wanted. Eventually, it can get really funny if given enough input, so I hope this will give a bit of cheer to a tense atmosphere.
I'll start this time:
Once upon a time,
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Once upon a time, there was a wolf named
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Richard John KnuckleBurger.
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and he lived
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in a small
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apartment by the
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Rending plant
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(Please use three words, not two or five)
Once upon a time there was a wolf named Richard John KnuckleBurger. And he lived in a small apartment by the Rending Plant with his mate
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A robotic couch
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Once upon a time there was a wolf named Richard John KnuckleBurger. And he lived in a small apartment by the Rending Plant with his mate a robotic couch named Lisa Marie.
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who worked as
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an Ice-cream vendor
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That doesnt make
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Once upon a time there was a wolf named Richard John KnuckleBurger. And he lived in a small apartment by the Rending Plant with his mate a robotic couch named Lisa Marie. Who worked as an Ice-cream vendor that doesn't make chocolate, strawberry, or
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Uranium Yellow Cake
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But she did
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enjoy making rancid eggnog
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(again, three words per post. Please. Any other number is against the rules.)
Once upon a time there was a wolf named Richard John KnuckleBurger. And he lived in a small apartment by the Rending Plant with his mate a robotic couch named Lisa Marie. Who worked as an Ice-cream vendor that doesn't make chocolate, strawberry, or Uranium Yellow Cake but she did enjoy making rancid eggnog laced with whiskey.
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Once upon a time there was a wolf named Richard John KnuckleBurger. And he lived in a small apartment by the Rending Plant with his mate a robotic couch named Lisa Marie. Who worked as an Ice-cream vendor that doesn't make chocolate, strawberry, or Uranium Yellow Cake but she did enjoy making rancid eggnog laced with whiskey.
Yet their son
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Once upon a time there was a wolf named Richard John KnuckleBurger. And he lived in a small apartment by the Rending Plant with his mate a robotic couch named Lisa Marie. Who worked as an Ice-cream vendor that doesn't make chocolate, strawberry, or Uranium Yellow Cake but she did enjoy making rancid eggnog laced with whiskey.
Yet their son had little interest
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in making eggnog
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Once upon a time there was a wolf named Richard John KnuckleBurger. And he lived in a small apartment by the Rending Plant with his mate a robotic couch named Lisa Marie. Who worked as an Ice-cream vendor that doesn't make chocolate, strawberry, or Uranium Yellow Cake but she did enjoy making rancid eggnog laced with whiskey.
Yet their son had little interest in making eggnog because of fears
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that it would
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Gain sentience and
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Once upon a time there was a wolf named Richard John KnuckleBurger. And he lived in a small apartment by the Rending Plant with his mate a robotic couch named Lisa Marie. Who worked as an Ice-cream vendor that doesn't make chocolate, strawberry, or Uranium Yellow Cake but she did enjoy making rancid eggnog laced with whiskey.
Yet their son had little interest in making eggnog because of fears that it would gain sentience and rapidly evolve into
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a giant intelligant
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mad scientist jellyfish
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who loved cupcakes
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with candy sprinkles.
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(Please copy-paste the whole story into your post so it's easier to keep track :3)
Once upon a time there was a wolf named Richard John KnuckleBurger. And he lived in a small apartment by the Rending Plant with his mate a robotic couch named Lisa Marie. Who worked as an Ice-cream vendor that doesn't make chocolate, strawberry, or Uranium Yellow Cake but she did enjoy making rancid eggnog laced with whiskey.
Yet their son had little interest in making eggnog because of fears that it would gain sentience and rapidly evolve into a giant intelligent mad scientist jellyfish who loved cupcakes with candy sprinkles. This ended up
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Once upon a time there was a wolf named Richard John KnuckleBurger. And he lived in a small apartment by the Rending Plant with his mate a robotic couch named Lisa Marie. Who worked as an Ice-cream vendor that doesn't make chocolate, strawberry, or Uranium Yellow Cake but she did enjoy making rancid eggnog laced with whiskey.
Yet their son had little interest in making eggnog because of fears that it would gain sentience and rapidly evolve into a giant intelligent mad scientist jellyfish who loved cupcakes with candy sprinkles. This ended up in the commissioner's desk
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who called upon
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Richard Nixon to
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become super president
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Once upon a time there was a wolf named Richard John KnuckleBurger. And he lived in a small apartment by the Rending Plant with his mate a robotic couch named Lisa Marie. Who worked as an Ice-cream vendor that doesn't make chocolate, strawberry, or Uranium Yellow Cake but she did enjoy making rancid eggnog laced with whiskey.
Yet their son had little interest in making eggnog because of fears that it would gain sentience and rapidly evolve into a giant intelligent mad scientist jellyfish who loved cupcakes with candy sprinkles. This ended up in the commissioner's desk who called upon Richard Nixon to become super president, and put an end to
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The hippie infestation.
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Once upon a time there was a wolf named Richard John KnuckleBurger. And he lived in a small apartment by the Rending Plant with his mate a robotic couch named Lisa Marie. Who worked as an Ice-cream vendor that doesn't make chocolate, strawberry, or Uranium Yellow Cake but she did enjoy making rancid eggnog laced with whiskey.
Yet their son had little interest in making eggnog because of fears that it would gain sentience and rapidly evolve into a giant intelligent mad scientist jellyfish who loved cupcakes with candy sprinkles. This ended up in the commissioner's desk who called upon Richard Nixon to become super president, and put an end to he hippie infestation.
The next day,
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Gordon Freeman was
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Dead and buried!
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With his crowbar
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And a headcrab
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from outer space.